The modern desktop browser landscape has transformed into something resembling a bloated "super application Frankenstein" — cloud storage, AI chatbots, cryptocurrency wallets, and algorithmic news feeds have been forcibly stitched together alongside our address bars. But this evolution raises a fundamental question: in the pursuit of becoming everything to everyone, have browsers forgotten their core purpose? How well do they actually perform the one task that defines their existence — rendering web pages?This comprehensive investigation str...